These hotties can stomp all over our bodies any day!
VELAZQUEZ – from TV’S My Name Is Earl fame – once said, “When I die, I want to be buried in a black Ralph Lauren dress and BROWN CHUNKY BOOTS.”
You have to respect that public expression of LURVE for the FUCK-ME FOOTWEAR of choice for female farmers, middle-class mums and sassy hookers around the globe.
Whether they’re calf-high, knee-high or go all the way up to a woman’s fanny, EVERYBODY appreciates a top pair of boots.
Leather, vinyl, fur… we’re not fussed as long as chicks wear them (and nothing else) while we make SWEET LURVE – or they’re kicking the bejeezus out of our WILLIES (for those blokes so inclined).
Hell, ladies, even a second- hand pair of Ugg boots or mud- splattered gumboots will have us POPPING PYRAMIDS IN OUR PANTS.