WIN! Twin peaks
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A GUY starts talking to two women in a bar and he can’t help but notice that they’re Siamese twins, Susan and Sally. They get on really well together and wind up back in his flat.
He makes love to Susan, then starts to fool around with Sally. He worries that Susan might get bored watching, so he asks her what she’d like to do to pass the time.
“Is that a trombone sitting in the corner?” she asks. “I’d love to play your trombone.”
So he hands it to Susan and she plays a couple of old tunes while he bangs her sister.
A few weeks later, the gals are walking past his apartment building.
Sally says, “Let’s go up there and see that guy.”
“I don’t know,” muses Susan. “Do you think he’ll remember us?”