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A GUY starts talk­ing to two women in a bar and he can’t help but no­tice that they’re Si­amese twins, Su­san and Sally. They get on re­ally well to­gether and wind up back in his flat.

He makes love to Su­san, then starts to fool around with Sally. He worries that Su­san might get bored watch­ing, so he asks her what she’d like to do to pass the time.

“Is that a trom­bone sit­ting in the cor­ner?” she asks. “I’d love to play your trom­bone.”

So he hands it to Su­san and she plays a cou­ple of old tunes while he bangs her sis­ter.

A few weeks later, the gals are walk­ing past his apart­ment build­ing.

Sally says, “Let’s go up there and see that guy.”

“I don’t know,” muses Su­san. “Do you think he’ll remember us?”

Yamo, NT

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