First timers Nightie night
SALLY decided to spice up her marriage and turn on her hubby. She took a nightgown that was cut high in the front and low in the back and wore it the wrong way round, exposing her chebs.
She wandered around all night in the back-to-front nightie but her bloke didn’t even seem to notice. Finally, she said, “Honey, haven’t you noticed anything different about my nightgown tonight?”
“Yeah,” he grunted. “The shit stains are on the front now.” KL, SA