First timers Nightie night

People (Australia) - - Funny Shit -

SALLY de­cided to spice up her mar­riage and turn on her hubby. She took a night­gown that was cut high in the front and low in the back and wore it the wrong way round, ex­pos­ing her chebs.

She wan­dered around all night in the back-to-front nightie but her bloke didn’t even seem to no­tice. Fi­nally, she said, “Honey, haven’t you no­ticed any­thing dif­fer­ent about my night­gown tonight?”

“Yeah,” he grunted. “The shit stains are on the front now.” KL, SA

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