LIL’ JOHNNY was playing with his train set when his mother heard him say, “All you bastards getting off the train, fuck off. All you bastards getting on, fucking hurry up.”
His mum was horrified. She sent him to his bedroom and told him to stay there for two hours and practise making polite passenger announcements.
When Lil’ Johnny started playing trains again two hours later, his mother heard him say, “Those disembarking please mind the step and have a nice day. Those boarding, please enjoy your journey. Those upset at the two-hour delay, you can blame that fat bitch in the kitchen.” Bozo, Vic