Trained well

People (Australia) - - Funny Shit -

LIL’ JOHNNY was play­ing with his train set when his mother heard him say, “All you bas­tards get­ting off the train, fuck off. All you bas­tards get­ting on, fuck­ing hurry up.”

His mum was hor­ri­fied. She sent him to his bed­room and told him to stay there for two hours and prac­tise mak­ing po­lite pas­sen­ger an­nounce­ments.

When Lil’ Johnny started play­ing trains again two hours later, his mother heard him say, “Those dis­em­bark­ing please mind the step and have a nice day. Those board­ing, please en­joy your jour­ney. Those up­set at the two-hour de­lay, you can blame that fat bitch in the kitchen.” Bozo, Vic

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