NAT­U­RAL NORKS

People (Australia) - - Animal House -

IN RE­SPONSE to your call for sub­mis­sions for the best nat­u­ral tits in the world (Sept. 11), mine would be Ka­tee Owens. Her jub­blies could eas­ily be the eighth and ninth nat­u­ral wonders of the world. I wanna spend my last mo­ments on this mor­tal coil be­ing vi­o­lently smoth­ered by them.

Rappa, SA Faaaaaark – check out those GINORMOUS GAZONGAS! If vol­un­tary eu­thana­sia ever gets up, it’ll be be­cause your idea of death-by-breasts is on the menu. Per­son­ally, we’d pre­fer to go out like our grand­dad did at the ripe old age of 98, shot to death by a jeal­ous hubby.

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