THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE GENITALS
READER Reg of Coburg North, Vic said he thought of us when he laid eyes on this MUTANT BUTTERNUT PUMPKIN. We’re chuffed to know people associate us with anything shaped like a MASSIVE COCK. Send your letters and pics to: The Keeper, c/- Animal House, People magazine, GPO Box 4088, Sydney, NSW 2001. Or email us at people@ bauer-media.com.au (with Animal House in the subject line).