WHEN my best mate Tez got married for a second time he also inherited an 18-year-old daughter. The first time I met Britney I was smitten – she looked like a PORN STAR with perky boobs, long blonde hair and a cheeky smile.
I got to know Britney better – MUCH BETTER – the night I came over for a barbie after she and her mum moved into Tez’s house.
He and his new missus were getting A BIT AMOROUS after the rum’n’cokes kicked in and disappeared into the house around 9pm.
Everyone else slowly pissed off till there was just me and Brit left on the back patio.
“I don’t think Mum and Tez are coming back out again tonight,” she laughed.
“Yeah, I can hear them from here,” I chuckled, cracking open another beer from the esky next to my folding lounge chair.
“Well,” Britney smiled as she wandered over and straddled me, “while they’re occupied we should enjoy ourselves, too.”
I felt a familiar stirring in my boardies, which were soon pulled down by the temptress. She whipped off her sundress and mounted MY STIFFIE.
“I love fucking old guys,” she gasped as she rode us both to a mutual orgasm. I didn’t even mind her calling me OLD.
She’s called me worse every other time we’ve FUCKED.
‘SHE WHIPPED OFF HER DRESS & HOPPED ON’