GREG went to the family GP and said, “Doctor, I’m having a lot of trouble getting an erection. Can you help me?”
After a complete examination, the quack said sadly, “The problem is the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do for you unless you’re willing to try an experimental treatment.” “What’s the treatment?” Greg asked. “What we do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis,” the doc explained,
Greg sobbed, “The thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much to bear. Let’s go for it.”
A few weeks after the operation, Greg was given the green light to use his new and improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening and took his missus to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable. Greg unzipped his fly to release the pressure.
His wang immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants.
His girlfriend was stunned but then smiled, “That was incredible. Can you do it again?”
“I guess so,” Greg replied, “but I don’t think I can fit another roll in my arse.”