I read this magazine on the shitter more than anywhere else, so the least I could do is learn something useful while I take a dump. So how the fuck do I get rid of a turd that won’t flush?
Jakey, SA That’s an easy one, Jakey. Just storm out of the toilet and blame the person who went in before you. Be sure to make a big fuss about it, too. Once someone starts denying something, everyone thinks they’re guilty.
WHO LEFT THAT IN THE DUNNY?!