SHITTY QUES­TION

People (Australia) - - Animal House -

I read this mag­a­zine on the shit­ter more than any­where else, so the least I could do is learn some­thing use­ful while I take a dump. So how the fuck do I get rid of a turd that won’t flush?

Jakey, SA That’s an easy one, Jakey. Just storm out of the toi­let and blame the per­son who went in be­fore you. Be sure to make a big fuss about it, too. Once some­one starts deny­ing some­thing, ev­ery­one thinks they’re guilty.

WHO LEFT THAT IN THE DUNNY?!

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