WIN! It’s a sign
$20 LETTERS $50 PICTURES
A DEAF couple fell madly in love with each other and decided to tie the knot. During the first week of marriage they came across a slight communication problem in the bedroom, as sign language isn’t conveyed as efficiently in the dark.
After a few frustrating nights, the wife suggested a solution.
“Sweetie,” she signalled, “why don’t we give simple signs a go? For instance, if you want to root, give my left tit a squeeze. If you don’t want it, then squeeze my right breast two times.”
The hubby agreed with this brilliant notion and hand-signalled back, “Great idea. Now if you want a root, reach over and pull on my cock once. If you’re not in the mood, tug my old fella 50 times.”