WIN! It’s a sign

$20 LET­TERS $50 PIC­TURES

People (Australia) - - Funny Shit -

A DEAF cou­ple fell madly in love with each other and de­cided to tie the knot. Dur­ing the first week of mar­riage they came across a slight com­mu­ni­ca­tion prob­lem in the bed­room, as sign lan­guage isn’t con­veyed as ef­fi­ciently in the dark.

Af­ter a few frus­trat­ing nights, the wife sug­gested a so­lu­tion.

“Sweetie,” she sig­nalled, “why don’t we give sim­ple signs a go? For in­stance, if you want to root, give my left tit a squeeze. If you don’t want it, then squeeze my right breast two times.”

The hubby agreed with this bril­liant no­tion and hand-sig­nalled back, “Great idea. Now if you want a root, reach over and pull on my cock once. If you’re not in the mood, tug my old fella 50 times.”

Jezza, NSW

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