THE 18-year-old chick was getting ready to go on a first date when her granny decided to give some advice.
“He’ll to try to kiss you,” she said. “You’re going to like that but don’t let him do it.” The chick nodded. Gran continued, “He’ll also try to touch your breasts. You’ll like that, too, but don’t let him do it. Soon, he’ll try to feel between your legs. You’ll really like that but don’t let him do it.”
By now the young chick was wide-eyed and vigorously nodding. Finally, Gran reached her main point. “Most importantly,” she advised, “he’ll try to get on top and have his way with you. You’ll love that but don’t let him do it, because that would disgrace our family.”
With this in mind the chick went off on her date. When she came home later that night she couldn’t wait to tell her granny about the date.
She told Gran that most of the things she said would happen did, in fact, happen during the evening.
“But,” she said proudly, “I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried that, I jumped on top of him and disgraced his family instead!”