WE’VE heard of healthy ageing, but this may be taking it too far.
A German pensioner has been discovered in the forest near Berlin near the headless body of a wild boar which he had managed to hunt and kill using an axe.
Police came on the ghoulish scene late on Sun night after receiving a report about a suspicious vehicle.
They found the 80-year-old hard at work dismembering the beast’s body, with the gentleman telling officers he was unable to afford good quality boar meat so he decided to go right to the source.
Germany’s Der Tagesspiegel newspaper reported that the man was a retired butcher.
Unfortunately he was hunting in a restricted area, with police confiscating the animal’s body and charging the man with criminal poaching.
Now that’s what we call the true definition of a pork chop. TOO much beer isn’t good for you - but usually it doesn’t cause a bloody injury.
Unfortunately that was the case for a California man who is suing the makers of Corona because a bottle suddenly exploded and injured him in the leg.
The victim’s lawyer colourfully described the popular brew as “glass hand grenades”.