Amber Rose flashes flange for fem­i­nism

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WE’RE all for fem­i­nism. We don’t know what it is ex­actly, but ap­par­ently, if we’re for it, more chicks will want to root us. So we’re def­i­nitely for it.

Which brings us to Amber Rose. Ever since the Seppo ex-strip­per and bit-player in rap videos launched her new ca­reer as a CELEBRITY, she’s been ban­gin’ on about fem­i­nism and how beaut it is.

And every now and then we’d stop look­ing at her tits, lis­ten to what she was sayin’ for a minute, and then go back to chuck­ing rocks at pos­sums.

Ob­vi­ously, our at­ten­tion span was lim­it­ing the im­pact of Amber’s mes­sage, so be­ing a brainy chick, she came up with the an­swer.

You’re lookin’ at it. Her beaut, furry, SMOO.

She chucked this pic onto her Twit­ter page to pro­mote her an­nual fem­i­nist Slut Walk, and sud­denly we were in­ter­ested again.

A cou­ple of ques­tions, but:

Is that Crisco all over her?

Why no tits?

Can that thing TALK?

Ev­ery­thing else is pretty clear. We think – FI­NALLY – we’re get­ting the hang of this fem­i­nism thing.

Thanks, Amber. We’re bet­ter men for see­ing this.


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