Amber Rose flashes flange for feminism
WE’RE all for feminism. We don’t know what it is exactly, but apparently, if we’re for it, more chicks will want to root us. So we’re definitely for it.
Which brings us to Amber Rose. Ever since the Seppo ex-stripper and bit-player in rap videos launched her new career as a CELEBRITY, she’s been bangin’ on about feminism and how beaut it is.
And every now and then we’d stop looking at her tits, listen to what she was sayin’ for a minute, and then go back to chucking rocks at possums.
Obviously, our attention span was limiting the impact of Amber’s message, so being a brainy chick, she came up with the answer.
You’re lookin’ at it. Her beaut, furry, SMOO.
She chucked this pic onto her Twitter page to promote her annual feminist Slut Walk, and suddenly we were interested again.
A couple of questions, but:
Is that Crisco all over her?
Why no tits?
Can that thing TALK?
Everything else is pretty clear. We think – FINALLY – we’re getting the hang of this feminism thing.
Thanks, Amber. We’re better men for seeing this.