Sum­mer LOVIN’!

Meet the UK’S hottest new ex­port

Picture (Australia) - - New Tits -

NOT all English blokes are dick­heads. We know this will come as shock­ing news to most of you, but it’s the only con­clu­sion we can come to af­ter dis­cov­er­ing they’ve made Sum­mer St Claire one of the top mag­a­zine mod­els in Pom­go­lia.

“My bottom seems to grab the most at­ten­tion,” says the stun­ning 25-year-old.

“‘Cherry Bum’ has be­come my nick­name over here. Per­son­ally, I love the ra­tio of my hour­glass fig­ure, though.”

Can you tell us about those ches­ti­cles?

“They seem to eat more than I do. Al­ways col­lect­ing crumbs! I’ll take my bra off at the end of the day and al­ways

find a col­lec­tion of food. It’s a bit gross but I can’t help be­ing a bit top-heavy. I have to take the pros with the cons.”

Europe sounds a bit fucked with all that ter­ror­ism busi­ness. Have you ever thought about com­ing down to GODZONE?

“I have ac­tu­ally se­ri­ously con­sid­ered it – I’m not jok­ing. A lot of my friends have been there and say how won­der­ful it is. I’ve put it on the list of places I want to go to very soon.”

Have you ever had an al­fresco fuck some­where you shouldn’t have?

“All I’m say­ing is, what hap­pens in Spain, stays in Spain. My lips are sealed! Sorry, guys.”

Fair enough. Some­thing we’d never guess about you is…

“I’m a very down-to earth and nor­mal girl. Peo­ple tend to as­sume I’m some­thing I’m not un­til they get to know me.”

Do you have a favourite root­ing po­si­tion?

“I like to mix it up a lot. I hate rou­tine in gen­eral, par­tic­u­larly in the bed­room. But if I had to choose one I’d go with doggy. It’s the most fun.” There are worse ways to spend a Sun­day arvo.


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