YOU’RE looking at the best tits in Britain. And it’s been proven scientifically.
We shit you not. Leading Pommy plastic surgeon Dr Patrick Mallucci has declared that the all-natural norks of model Holly Peers are indeed PEERLESS.
Top notch. Unmatched. FINEST BOOBAGE IN THE LAND.
Beautly, the 29-year-old hottie from Manchester is taking the elevation of her tits to their current God-like status firmly in her stride.
She’s not letting them go to her head, which is good ’cos that would just look weird.
“I look at so many other girls with lovely boobs and think ‘they’re much better than mine’,” she says modestly.
And she says that having fantastic F-cup FANDANGOS like hers can have drawbacks.
“I don’t exercise that much because of my boobs,” she admits sadly. Ah well. Ya win some, ya lose some. But back to Dr Mallucci, who has made tits his life’s work.
In 2011, he undertook a survey of 100 naturally-norked topless models to work out what made them successful. A tough job, but someone had to do it.
After much blood, sweat and probably quite a bit of SPOOF, he had it sussed.
The perfect tit has 45 per cent of its volume is above the nipple; the nipple points upwards at an average angle of 20 degrees; the upper half is either straight or concave, and the lower half has a neat, full curve.
Apparently Holly’s humdingers fulfil all the requirements. But what’s her secret to maintaining her #1 status?
“Cookies,” she says. “Whack in some chocolate chips and I’m yours forever.”
We’ll get baking right away.