A FANCY apartment block in Darwin has been hit by a SHIT-STORM. Residents in the The Kube building in Cavenagh St have reported showers of turds from above. “I just got home from work and I hear this ‘plonk’ sound and it was this massive pile of poo on the balcony railing,” said one tenant. “There was poo all over my laundry and I could see half a dozen pieces falling in front of my eyes.” Police are on the case. Darwin Metropolitan Division Superintendent Jody Nobbs said the phantom poo chucker could face up to six months in jail and a $2000 fine.