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A FANCY apart­ment block in Dar­win has been hit by a SHIT-STORM. Res­i­dents in the The Kube build­ing in Cave­nagh St have re­ported show­ers of turds from above. “I just got home from work and I hear this ‘plonk’ sound and it was this mas­sive pile of poo on the bal­cony rail­ing,” said one ten­ant. “There was poo all over my laun­dry and I could see half a dozen pieces fall­ing in front of my eyes.” Po­lice are on the case. Dar­win Metropoli­tan Di­vi­sion Su­per­in­ten­dent Jody Nobbs said the phan­tom poo chucker could face up to six months in jail and a $2000 fine.

That’s life in the big shitty

Be­lieve it or not, this shit hap­pened!

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