JOKE OF THE WEEK
TWO old ladies were sitting outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started raining.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The other one asked, “What’s that?” The first lady replied, “A condom. It keeps my ciggy dry in the rain.”
The second lady was very impressed. “What a great idea!” she said. “Where do you get them?” The first lady replied, “At any chemist.” So the next day, the second old lady hobbled into the chemists and asked the guy behind the counter for some condoms. He looked at her oddly (she was in her 80s, after all), but asked what brand she prefered.
“It doesn’t matter,” she replied. “As long as they’ll fit a Camel.” C.B., MOUNT SAMSON, QLD