Light ya wick and fire when ready, blokes!
YOU’LL never hear us say a bad word about tits. Big, medium, little, square-shaped or pear- shaped, tits are tops. Some of our best friends are tits.
Of course, that’s not to say we don’t have our faves, and that often changes issue to issue.
This week, for instance, we’re lovin’ the LARGER STYLE OF TIT.
‘Cos who doesn’t love a BIG TIT? Comforting, nourishing, a cosy place to rest your head, and, in extreme cases, shelter under, the WEIGHTY WUMBA is the gift that keeps on giving.
Think of all those good titty things that are even BETTER with big tits: the sausage sandwich; the pearl necklace; THE CUDDLE PUDDLE; etc.
So without wanting to to PUT SHIT on the bee-stings and fried eggs of this world, tough titty, this ain’t your week.