G’DAY Mungo. I read PICTURE mags for half an hour every day and watch at least an hour of porn a day. Is this bad? Do you think I have health issues, or do most blokes do this?
B.S., HAMILTON, VIC MUNGO SAYS: I’d say about half an hour of PICTURE every day is probably underdoing it. As your medical professional, I advise you to up that to an hour. It’ll put a spring in your step. And who’s to say how much internet porn a bloke ought to watch? Somewhere between a bit and heaps, I suppose. It all depends on the individual. But we’re always being told we oughta have a hobby, and you seem to have found yours. Beats collecting stamps, eh.
I’M JUST PULL- STARTING THE YOGURT THROWER