BEER SAVED ME!

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SEPPO Mick Oh­man sur­vived more than two days in the desert thanks to our old pal BEER. Mike, 55, was stranded when his car shat it­self in the mid­dle of fucken NOWHERE, Ari­zona, in 38-plus tem­per­a­tures. He had only two beers, a sand­wich and a small bot­tle of wa­ter to get by on. Af­ter he’d necked the beer, he drank his own urine, and said it was not so crook as you’d reckon. “I was sur­prised – it wasn’t as ob­nox­ious as I thought it would be.” Well DUH – it’s just sec­ond-hand beer, af­ter all. We dunno what Mike did with the wa­ter – prob­a­bly used it to wash his hands. He was even­tu­ally res­cued by a pass­ing trail­bike rider. Beer – don’t leave home with­out it.

Mike tried dig­ging for bar snacks...

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