A DUB PUB! Good for what ales ya!
EER is beaut, we know that, but it gets so far ahead in the beautness stakes sometimes it’s not even funny.
Did you know that by taking a bath in beer you can cure FESTERING WOUNDS and skin conditons such as PSORIASIS?
Uh-huh. True story. At the Schloss Starkenberger (which we think translates as CASTLE NUDEY) in Tarrenz, Austria visitors can EASE their DISEASE with a two hour dip in swimming pool-sized beer bath pools for around $300.
Each of the seven pools holds around 20,000 litres of beer, so if you add it up, and erm... take away the first number... gee... THAT’S A BIG SHOUT!
Floating around in beer is bound to make you thirsty, but you don’t drink the bath beer. That’d be GROSS.
Chicks come around with trays of coldies. They’re not animals, y’know.
...AND NOBODY KNOWS I FARTED!
I’D DEFINITELY DRINK HIS BATHWATER DIVE! AND DRINK