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A DUB PUB! Good for what ales ya!

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EER is beaut, we know that, but it gets so far ahead in the beaut­ness stakes some­times it’s not even funny.

Did you know that by tak­ing a bath in beer you can cure FES­TER­ING WOUNDS and skin con­di­tons such as PSORIASIS?

Uh-huh. True story. At the Schloss Starken­berger (which we think trans­lates as CAS­TLE NUDEY) in Tar­renz, Aus­tria vis­i­tors can EASE their DIS­EASE with a two hour dip in swim­ming pool-sized beer bath pools for around $300.

Each of the seven pools holds around 20,000 litres of beer, so if you add it up, and erm... take away the first num­ber... gee... THAT’S A BIG SHOUT!

Float­ing around in beer is bound to make you thirsty, but you don’t drink the bath beer. That’d be GROSS.

Chicks come around with trays of coldies. They’re not an­i­mals, y’know.

...AND NO­BODY KNOWS I FARTED!

I’D DEF­I­NITELY DRINK HIS BATHWATER DIVE! AND DRINK

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