WANK LIKE A PRO
HERE’S a job where you don’t get sacked if you get caught wanking in the toilets at work – you get promoted! Love Woo, a UK online adult products retailer, is looking for a sex toy, game and lingerie reviewer to try out all their new products and tell their customers how disgusting they are. You get to work at home for two days a week so you can flog yourself silly in private. The job pays about A$40 thou a year and there are side benefits – free kinky gear, and a discount gym membership, presumably to stop that right arm cramping up. They’re looking for someone ‘enthusiastic and hard working’, so if you’re a keen and happy wanker get ya CV in!