WANK LIKE A PRO

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HERE’S a job where you don’t get sacked if you get caught wank­ing in the toi­lets at work – you get pro­moted! Love Woo, a UK on­line adult prod­ucts re­tailer, is look­ing for a sex toy, game and lin­gerie re­viewer to try out all their new prod­ucts and tell their cus­tomers how dis­gust­ing they are. You get to work at home for two days a week so you can flog your­self silly in pri­vate. The job pays about A$40 thou a year and there are side ben­e­fits – free kinky gear, and a dis­count gym mem­ber­ship, pre­sum­ably to stop that right arm cramp­ing up. They’re look­ing for some­one ‘en­thu­si­as­tic and hard work­ing’, so if you’re a keen and happy wanker get ya CV in!

WHAT CAN I SAY? I’M A WORKOHOLIC!

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