THE NEED FOR WEED
MUNGO, I read that Miley Cyrus has given up the weed and decided to straighten up her act. Unfortunately, this seems to have coincided with her stopping taking piccies of herself in the nuddy and beaming them out to everybody. I liked seeing her nice lil fanny and cute boozies. Is there any way you can get her back on the wacky tobaccy so we can get more free nudies?
L.M., KENSINGTON, NSW MUNGO SAYS: I have a soft spot for the cute little munchkin. Sure, her singing sounds like two cats fucking in a bag, but she loves getting her little tits ‘n’ smoo out, and that counts for a lot. She probably just ran out is all. I’ll send her a big ol’ bag of Brunswick heads and I reckon we’ll see her butt-naked and splitting the wingle again very soon.