NEAVE MELBOURNE, VIC
If you are lucky enough to score a pass into this 21-year-old nanny’s bedroom, don’t cock it up by offering her a factory-farmed bacon sarnie, as you declare she’s the only one for you. “I am a fruitarian and polyamorist. I eat fruits and nuts almost entirely. I also eat raw vegetables like sweet peas, avocados and leafy greens. I do this for ethical and health reasons.” Is the pork chop-withdrawal worth it? “I have much more energy, and much better skin.” We can see the skin. Tell us about polyamory. “I have one primary relationship, one secondary relationship and am entertaining the idea of more. Polyamory requires a lot of communication, but it can be really fun.” Do you keep partners separate, or are threesomes part of the daily GRIND? “They are kept separate for the time being.” Does jealousy ever make it’s green-eyed appearance? “Of course. Same with any relationship, but we’ve worked things through so far.” Maybe you can work a threesome in there, then tell us about it.
“I eat fruits and nuts almost entirely”