Backpackers lying naked by pools do more for foreign relations than overpaid ambassadors, just ask Vicky, “a sexy 26-year-old German girl who loves to be naked all day long”. If we had more Germans like you, all those TERRIBLE misunderstandings might have been sorted out. Any plans to do anything risqué while you are down under? “I would love someone to ravage me on the hood of a car.” Hopefully naked. “While I wear my sexy cowboy boots.” We can live with that. What else are you doing to keep GermanAustralian relations ticking over? “When I travel, I like to cover my luscious boobs with my seethrough cloth.” That’ll do the trick. “And on the weekends, I cover myself in freshly squeezed orange juice at the markets, and I love to suck the straw so long until I get the last sip out of it.” Not so sure that’s the sucking we had in mind.
“I would love someone to ravage me on the hood of a car”