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HUN­DREDS of hairy-faced he­roes were in Austin, Texas, to com­pete in the an­nual World Beard and Mous­tache Cham­pi­onships. There were plenty of Ned Kelly-style SOUP CATCH­ERS, scads of ZZ Top­style NAVEL TICKLERS, and quite a few HIP­STER BARRISTA SPECIALS, but the over­all win­ner was Mike Wollin’s mind-blow­ing face-fuzz sculp­ture, which looked like a cross be­tween a PRET­ZEL and a POO­DLE. He prob­a­bly feeds it on CHOOK MA­NURE.

Mike’s be­hind that thing some­where

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