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JOKE OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK: POLITICIANS
LITTLE Johnny went to a rodeo with his mum and dad. While his dad was away buying a beer, little Johnny saw one of the the bulls with its cock flopping around beneath its belly.
“Mum, mum!” yelled little Johnny. “What’s that long thing beneath the bull’s belly?”
Embarrassed, his mom muttered “Erm... don’t worry about that, Johnny. It’s nothing.”
Then Johnny’s dad came back, and his mum went to use the toilet.
While his mum was gone, Johnny, still curious, asked his dad, “Dad, dad, what’s that long thing beneath the bull’s belly?”
“That’s the bull’s cock, son,” his dad answered. “He uses it to fuck the cow.”
“But mummy said it was nothing!” Johnny replied.
His dad leaned back and took a sip of his beer. “Son, I guess you could say I’ve spoiled that woman...” ALF, CHORREGON, QLD
Q. WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GREENS VOTER AND A DOG LEFT OUT IN THE RAIN? A. AT SOME POINT THE DOG STOPS WHINING. A MAN walks into a bar leading a crocodile on a leash and asks the bartender, “Do you serve politicians?”
“We sure do,” says the bartender.
“Good,” replies the man. “Give me a VB, and the croc’ll have a cabinet minister.” BILL Shorten and Malcolm Turnbull are sitting in a pub with a dog when a bloke races in from the street, lifts up the dog’s tail and looks at its arse. “Excuse me,” says Shorten. “What are you doing?” The bloke says, “Someone just told me there was a dog in here with two arseholes and I had to see it for mysef!”
Q. WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A POLITICIAN AND A FLYING PIG? A. THE LETTER ‘F’.