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JOKE OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK: POLITI­CIANS

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LIT­TLE Johnny went to a rodeo with his mum and dad. While his dad was away buy­ing a beer, lit­tle Johnny saw one of the the bulls with its cock flop­ping around be­neath its belly.

“Mum, mum!” yelled lit­tle Johnny. “What’s that long thing be­neath the bull’s belly?”

Em­bar­rassed, his mom mut­tered “Erm... don’t worry about that, Johnny. It’s noth­ing.”

Then Johnny’s dad came back, and his mum went to use the toi­let.

While his mum was gone, Johnny, still cu­ri­ous, asked his dad, “Dad, dad, what’s that long thing be­neath the bull’s belly?”

“That’s the bull’s cock, son,” his dad an­swered. “He uses it to fuck the cow.”

“But mummy said it was noth­ing!” Johnny replied.

His dad leaned back and took a sip of his beer. “Son, I guess you could say I’ve spoiled that woman...” ALF, CHORREGON, QLD

Q. WHAT’S THE DIF­FER­ENCE BE­TWEEN A GREENS VOTER AND A DOG LEFT OUT IN THE RAIN? A. AT SOME POINT THE DOG STOPS WHIN­ING. A MAN walks into a bar lead­ing a crocodile on a leash and asks the bar­tender, “Do you serve politi­cians?”

“We sure do,” says the bar­tender.

“Good,” replies the man. “Give me a VB, and the croc’ll have a cab­i­net min­is­ter.” BILL Shorten and Mal­colm Turn­bull are sit­ting in a pub with a dog when a bloke races in from the street, lifts up the dog’s tail and looks at its arse. “Ex­cuse me,” says Shorten. “What are you do­ing?” The bloke says, “Some­one just told me there was a dog in here with two ar­se­holes and I had to see it for my­sef!”

Q. WHAT’S THE DIF­FER­ENCE BE­TWEEN A POLITI­CIAN AND A FLY­ING PIG? A. THE LET­TER ‘F’.

GOOD THING I’M FUCKEN RICH...

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