GIVE UP, NOW

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HOW of­ten do we hear mo­ti­va­tional speak­ers telling us any­one can achieve their goals if they work hard and put their minds to it? Fuck­ing bull­shit! Even if only one-quar­ter of one per­cent of the Aus­tralian pop­u­la­tion wanted to achieve Olympic glory, that’s still over 50,000 people. And then you get the greedy ones that win three gold medals in three con­sec­u­tive games. And how many politi­cians want to be prime min­is­ter? There just isn’t enough time for ev­ery­one to have a go. Those mo­ti­va­tional speak­ers charge huge bucks and sell us false hope. E. K., KIRWAN MUNGO SAYS: They’re cunts, those guys with the head mics who charge $200 to watch them jump around do­ing the woohoo thing and pre­tend­ing they give a fuck. Here’s my ad­vice: Hit the couch. Have a beer. DO NOTH­ING.

AH, FUCK IT – I COULDN’T BE BOTH­ERED...

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