Olympia Valance shows Europe her free-range funbags
THINK about it – you’re thousands of miles from home, the beers are all wrong, you can’t get a pie and you’re wondering why you ever left Oz in the first place.
It’s finals weekend back home, you haven’t had a decent crap in weeks, and you’d happily DO YOURSELF IN with a kebab stick down the back of the neck.
And then, right there before your eyes, there’s top Oz actress Olympia Valance DISPLAYING HER DUMPLINGS on the beach. You’d fucken CRY FOR JOY!
That was the PATRIOTIC sight that would’ve greeted any lost Aussie travellers in Mykonos, Greece, the other day.
Olympia, a red-hot spunk from Neighbours, where she plays… y’know… one of those chicks… was there in a designer G-banger having a NORKS-OUT DIP in the crappy surf.
She had the best tits on the beach, according to some bystanders. Which just goes to show, you can travel this whole wide STINKING world, but you’ll never find anywhere that breeds hot little spunks like Oz.
Now, WHERE’S THAT FUCKEN PIE!?