TITS RULE!

Olympia Valance shows Europe her free-range fun­bags

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THINK about it – you’re thou­sands of miles from home, the beers are all wrong, you can’t get a pie and you’re won­der­ing why you ever left Oz in the first place.

It’s fi­nals week­end back home, you haven’t had a de­cent crap in weeks, and you’d hap­pily DO YOUR­SELF IN with a ke­bab stick down the back of the neck.

And then, right there be­fore your eyes, there’s top Oz ac­tress Olympia Valance DIS­PLAY­ING HER DUMPLINGS on the beach. You’d fucken CRY FOR JOY!

That was the PA­TRI­OTIC sight that would’ve greeted any lost Aussie trav­ellers in Mykonos, Greece, the other day.

Olympia, a red-hot spunk from Neigh­bours, where she plays… y’know… one of those chicks… was there in a de­signer G-banger hav­ing a NORKS-OUT DIP in the crappy surf.

She had the best tits on the beach, ac­cord­ing to some by­standers. Which just goes to show, you can travel this whole wide STINK­ING world, but you’ll never find any­where that breeds hot lit­tle spunks like Oz.

Now, WHERE’S THAT FUCKEN PIE!?

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