ROMANCE, thy name is Aussie. Sydney newlyweds Jordan and Chantelle Wilson celebrated their nuptials in the most lovey-dovey way possible - by shooting to Bunnings for a SAUSSO on a bit of bread. “We got there and went straight to the snags,” said Jords. “Out of nowhere some long-haired dude came from inside and gave a present from inside, a carpet cleaner. We couldn’t believe it, we needed one, my missus was about to hire one!” WIN!