COCKY BASTARD

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WE DUNNO whether this bloke was try­ing to de­velop some new li­fit­ing tech­nique – a vari­a­tion on the CLEAN AND JERK ,per­haps – but a Ger­man fella had to be res­cued by the firies after get­ting his KNOB stuck in a 2.5kg WEIGHT. The res­cue team in the city of Worms spent three hours cut­ting it off the guy’s cock us­ing an an­gle grinder, a saw and a hy­draulic res­cue de­vice usu­ally used to get peo­ple out of wrecked cars. Let that be a les­son to ya, read­ers – don’t fuck the weights. Re­ally.

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