UP THERE, CAZALY!
People accidentally fall arse-first onto the weirdest things!
IF A mate were to tell you, “Aw, maaaaate, last night I was accidentally prancing around in my wife’s panties when I fell over and the welllubed dildo I was accidentally holding accidentally went up my arse” you’d tell him to FUCK OFF ’cos he’d be lying. So why should we believe these cunts? Every one of ’em fronted up to a hospital emergency department somewhere in the world – walking a bit funny, probably – and asked if someone could CHECK THEIR FRECKLE for invasive objects, which apparently they just happened to FALL ON…
Sounds like a SCAM to us. Dunno how, dunno why, just does.
BEER BOTTLE! COFFEE JAR! KNIFE! PINT GLASS!