Higher, longer, paintier... erm... more rabbity!
WE ALL wanna set a world record, but while most of us just sit around the pub dreaming about it, these champions DID IT!
Well, we suppose the sheila with the legs didn’t actually do much to make ‘em grow, but fuck it, she’s a champion anyway.
Every year, while they take a break from making that beaut beer of theirs, the Guinness folks bung a bunch of these worldbeaters together in a book and show us under-acheivers just what’s possible if you really try.
Inspiring, eh? So get out there, play some basketball with a bilby, make a pie out of GOLD NUGGETS or whack a few million coats of Estapol on a Sherrin, and you could score a cool certificate and be FAMOUS FOR A DAY.
Then you can get back on the piss !
WHILE YOU’RE DOWN THERE...