SWEDISH COMEDIAN OLAF FALAFEL
“All I’m saying is, if you name your daughter Cruella, don’t be surprised when she turns out evil.” “JOKES ABOUT WHITE SUGAR ARE RARE. BUT BROWN SUGAR – DEMERARA.”
“I wasn’t particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine.” “IF YOU’RE CHASED BY A PACK OF TAXIDERMISTS, DON’T PLAY DEAD.” “It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and nuts. But before you know it, you’re adding biscuits and marshmallows – it’s a rocky road.”
“I’VE BEEN LEARNING HOW TO GUESS THE WEIGHT OF DOGS – I PICKED UP A FEW POINTERS YESTERDAY.”
“I can’t decide how to disguise the embarrassing tattoo on the back of my neck. I might have to mullet over.”
WHAT CUNT STOLE MY RAZOR?