I’D TRUMP THAT
MUNGO, would you fuck Melania Trump? I would. The Donald may be an idiot, but he picked a good’ un there. F.R., REDCLIFFE, QLD MUNGO SAYS: Of course I’d fuck Melania Trump. The question is, would she fuck me? Well, yeah, she’d be mad not to, but we move in different social circles, so I’ll have to wait until Don’s in the bunker Skyping his arsehole to the Korean wanker so me and Melania can have a meaningful crack in the back of the Valiant without fear of interruption. It’s all a matter of timing.