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MUNGO, would you fuck Mela­nia Trump? I would. The Don­ald may be an id­iot, but he picked a good’ un there. F.R., REDCLIFFE, QLD MUNGO SAYS: Of course I’d fuck Mela­nia Trump. The ques­tion is, would she fuck me? Well, yeah, she’d be mad not to, but we move in dif­fer­ent social cir­cles, so I’ll have to wait un­til Don’s in the bunker Skyp­ing his ar­se­hole to the Ko­rean wanker so me and Mela­nia can have a mean­ing­ful crack in the back of the Valiant with­out fear of in­ter­rup­tion. It’s all a mat­ter of tim­ing.

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