HAIRY KR­ISHNA

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YOU keep say­ing that pubes are com­ing back, but most of the mod­els in THE PIC­TURE are still bald as fuck in the smoo re­gion, so I reckon you’ve got it wrong. Even­tu­ally women evolve to be nat­u­rally pube­less and some clever bastard will make an ab­so­lute for­tune sell­ing them smoo-wigs. J.H., TOOWOOMBA, QLD MUNGO SAYS: I keep say­ing THAT? Yeah, s’pose I do. Not that I know fuck all about it, but I fig­ured if we’re gunna get all clingy and sen­ti­men­tal about some­thing, it may as well be pubes. Cham­pion lit­tle bas­tards, pubes. Saved the world on more than one oc­ca­sion. Smarter than cats. More fun than a yo-yo.

I PRE­FER THE SKIN FLUTE

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