YOU keep saying that pubes are coming back, but most of the models in THE PICTURE are still bald as fuck in the smoo region, so I reckon you’ve got it wrong. Eventually women evolve to be naturally pubeless and some clever bastard will make an absolute fortune selling them smoo-wigs. J.H., TOOWOOMBA, QLD MUNGO SAYS: I keep saying THAT? Yeah, s’pose I do. Not that I know fuck all about it, but I figured if we’re gunna get all clingy and sentimental about something, it may as well be pubes. Champion little bastards, pubes. Saved the world on more than one occasion. Smarter than cats. More fun than a yo-yo.