Melbourne strip comp fully revved up and firing on all cylinders
THEY came, they stripped, they conquered. Some of the country’s finest de-clothers went their hardest in the revival of the Miss Striptease competition, which had been sadly in mothballs since 2007 after a decadelong run.
But now it’s back at the famous Melbourne venue Goldfingers, and general manager Denis reckons it won’t be going away again anytime soon.
“Now that it’s been resurrected it’ll definitely be back again next year,” he reassured us.
“It was a lot of fun, everyone had a ball, so we’re keen to keep it going for another 10 years.”
Amid copious amounts of sweat, tears and CHAMPAGNE, local favourite Candace won the coveted SASH OF GLORY in front of an audience was STACKED with other babes checking out her moves, a phenomenon that was wasn’t lost on Denis.
“Ten years ago, it’d be like one in a hundred customers would be women, but now they make up a big proportion of the crowd,” he said.
So YAY for Candace! YAY for Goldfingers! And YAY for equal representation in strip clubs audiences! Right on, sistas!
Candace shows her ace form
TONIGHT GOLDFINGERS - TOMORROW THE WORLD! ER! WINN Sorry, but that’s waste justa of booze
IT’S A NEW TYRE FOR ME PUSHY! YOU COULD EAT YA DINNER OFF THAT FLOOR!