POLE PO­SI­TION

Mel­bourne strip comp fully revved up and fir­ing on all cylin­ders

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THEY came, they stripped, they con­quered. Some of the coun­try’s finest de-clothers went their hard­est in the re­vival of the Miss Striptease com­pe­ti­tion, which had been sadly in moth­balls since 2007 after a decade­long run.

But now it’s back at the fa­mous Mel­bourne venue Goldfingers, and gen­eral man­ager De­nis reck­ons it won’t be go­ing away again any­time soon.

“Now that it’s been res­ur­rected it’ll def­i­nitely be back again next year,” he re­as­sured us.

“It was a lot of fun, ev­ery­one had a ball, so we’re keen to keep it go­ing for an­other 10 years.”

Amid co­pi­ous amounts of sweat, tears and CHAM­PAGNE, lo­cal favourite Can­dace won the cov­eted SASH OF GLORY in front of an au­di­ence was STACKED with other babes check­ing out her moves, a phe­nom­e­non that was wasn’t lost on De­nis.

“Ten years ago, it’d be like one in a hun­dred cus­tomers would be women, but now they make up a big pro­por­tion of the crowd,” he said.

So YAY for Can­dace! YAY for Goldfingers! And YAY for equal rep­re­sen­ta­tion in strip clubs au­di­ences! Right on, sis­tas!

Can­dace shows her ace form

TONIGHT GOLDFINGERS - TO­MOR­ROW THE WORLD! ER! WINN Sorry, but that’s waste justa of booze

IT’S A NEW TYRE FOR ME PUSHY! YOU COULD EAT YA DIN­NER OFF THAT FLOOR!

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