“I USED TO WATCH TONS OF PORN!”
“When I was a teenager I worked at Mcdonalds, then Sizzler. But I watched tons of porn, all the hardcore shit, gangbangs and anal and stuff, and then I was introduced to the porn industry. I thought: ‘Yay! I’m gonna GET PAID to GET LAID!’”
You’re an inspiration, Mia! What’s been your best asset in your chosen profession?
“Because I do lots of yoga, I’m very flexible. Everybody in the business definitely knows me for that.”
Yeah, that’d come in handy alright. You’re also a bit different to other girls in the biz in that you’re hardly ever been seen without a beaut little patch of PUBES.
“I think I did about two shoots without hair early on and I hated it. I’m a hair girl. I like fur.”
So do we. Well, we like YOURS. What do you get up to when you’re not being banged senseless in the line of duty?
“I love hiking and swimming, and I play with my Hitachi [a popular sheila’s diddling device – ed] sometimes 15 times a day. Does that count?”
It does in our book, babe. Who’s your big fantasy fuck?
“Chris Hemsworth. He’s just beautiful. He’s tall, he’s muscular… he’s just like a Greek god.”
He’s an Aussie, ya know. So are we. So do ya reckon, ’cos he’s married and that, maybe we could step in… nah, forget it. We don’t wanna sound like THOR LOSERS.