MAN IN THE BOAT
MY PUBLIC fuck turned out to be a dangerous fuck, so take your pick.
It happened like this – me and my girl Cath were in Italy on the Med, just chilling on these little beaches copping some rays. There was no-one really around, and one day after having a few wines at lunch time we were down on a tiny beach having a dip when we got a little frisky.
We were a bit wary about tearing off a root in the middle of the beach, but then we spotted this little rubber dinghy at one end, so we figured, pissed as we were, that if we go at it in there no-one could see us.
So we climbed in, shoved it out from the beach a bit and got at it. I peeled my babe’s bikini top and bottom off and laid her back against the inflated bit of the boat, spreading her legs to give her a good growl out. She loved that, and wrapped her thighs around my head as she came.
When she unstuck her sweet smoo from my face, she could see I was rock hard, so she star-fished herself out in the bottom of the boat, gave me a wicked grin and said: “Come here and fuck me!”
So I did. With her legs around my waist I ploughed her like a champion, making the little boat bobble all over the place.
It was so great fucking in the sunshine and under the blue sky we didn’t want to stop, so we just kept happily grinding away before we both came and sorta dozed off.
Next thing I knew I heard blokes laughing. I’m stiff and sore and we’re in this little boat about half a kay offshore and there’s this boatload of Italian water police chucking us a rope to tow us back to shore.
We were both sunburnt as fuck, but Cath couldn’t stop grinning like a nut all the way back in, so I reckon she had a good time.