SPOKE TOO SOON!
ROARING around in the scrub like a MUG LAIR on ya Husqvarna at a gazillion kays an hour, who would ever think something could go wrong? Well, it did for this tree dodger somewhere along the trail during the West Helsinki Meatball Rally and Smorgasbord Picnic, or something similar. The silly cunt went a bit sideways, jammed his boot down between the swing-arm and the rear hoop, and next thing ya know they’re having to rip the wheel off to free his worthless leg. Motocross riders – they’re all fucken mad. Erm… don’t tell ‘em we said that, but.