SPOKE TOO SOON!

Picture (Australia) - - Stop Fucken Press -

ROAR­ING around in the scrub like a MUG LAIR on ya Husq­varna at a gazil­lion kays an hour, who would ever think some­thing could go wrong? Well, it did for this tree dodger some­where along the trail dur­ing the West Helsinki Meat­ball Rally and Smor­gas­bord Pic­nic, or some­thing sim­i­lar. The silly cunt went a bit side­ways, jammed his boot down be­tween the swing-arm and the rear hoop, and next thing ya know they’re hav­ing to rip the wheel off to free his worth­less leg. Mo­tocross riders – they’re all fucken mad. Erm… don’t tell ‘em we said that, but.

CAN I HAVE THIS SHIRT? I AL­WAYS LIKED IT

Buy­ing undies was hell

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