Picture (Australia) - - Talking Dirty -

I WAS hav­ing a wank the other day and my dog walked into the bed­room and stared at me while I was go­ing for it. I was about to tell him to get out, but we locked eyes and I just kept go­ing and even­tu­ally blew my load with­out break­ing eye con­tact. It felt really sexy. Do you reckon my dog’s a per­vert? STINKY PETE, TARONG, QLD TRIN­ITY SAYS: Mate you’re cooked – jack­ing off and mak­ing eye con­tact with your dog, you bes­tial­ity weirdo! Get away from the an­i­mals, you ab­so­lute fucken sicko!

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