DOG GAY AFTERNOON
I WAS having a wank the other day and my dog walked into the bedroom and stared at me while I was going for it. I was about to tell him to get out, but we locked eyes and I just kept going and eventually blew my load without breaking eye contact. It felt really sexy. Do you reckon my dog’s a pervert? STINKY PETE, TARONG, QLD TRINITY SAYS: Mate you’re cooked – jacking off and making eye contact with your dog, you bestiality weirdo! Get away from the animals, you absolute fucken sicko!