There are a lot of goats in the Gascoyne and hence a lot of goat poo.
This could be useful in contributing towards the State’s debt in the form of politicians’ salaries, since no politician is worth two knobs of the stuff.
Just kidding, of course they’re worth two.
Instead of spending money on psyllium husks, Echinacea and other forms of roughage, half a dozen knobs of dry roo poo blended in a litre of water works even better.
Dry roo poo is 100 per cent roughage and clean.
The taste is quite bland, but you could add a banana if you think you don’t like it. Ken Saligari Exmouth