Nu­tri­tious poo

Pilbara News - - Opinion -

There are a lot of goats in the Gas­coyne and hence a lot of goat poo.

This could be use­ful in con­tribut­ing to­wards the State’s debt in the form of politi­cians’ salaries, since no politi­cian is worth two knobs of the stuff.

Just kid­ding, of course they’re worth two.

In­stead of spend­ing money on psyl­lium husks, Echi­nacea and other forms of roughage, half a dozen knobs of dry roo poo blended in a litre of wa­ter works even bet­ter.

Dry roo poo is 100 per cent roughage and clean.

The taste is quite bland, but you could add a ba­nana if you think you don’t like it. Ken Sali­gari Ex­mouth

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