Every horse gets chance in Buddah’s Cup
THIS is a short story I wrote featuring all the horses named to run in the Melbourne Cup which took me about 10 minutes at 4.30am.
I went out on a fishing charter on the weekend, it was on Dragonlady actually, Linton Heffer was there but at one stage an Irish tourist on the vessel had some misfortune.
I said to the Master: “O’Reilly’s at the Bauer of the boat, he’s in a bit of trouble though. He’s broken the Zipping on his shorts.” “What are they made of,” Master asked. " Harris Tweed I think but it’s Shocking you can see everything, his balls have