Ev­ery horse gets chance in Bud­dah’s Cup

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - FEEDBACK -

THIS is a short story I wrote fea­tur­ing all the horses named to run in the Mel­bourne Cup which took me about 10 min­utes at 4.30am.

I went out on a fish­ing char­ter on the week­end, it was on Drag­onlady ac­tu­ally, Lin­ton Hef­fer was there but at one stage an Ir­ish tourist on the ves­sel had some mis­for­tune.

I said to the Mas­ter: “O’Reilly’s at the Bauer of the boat, he’s in a bit of trou­ble though. He’s bro­ken the Zip­ping on his shorts.” “What are they made of,” Mas­ter asked. " Har­ris Tweed I think but it’s Shock­ing you can see ev­ery­thing, his balls have

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