Derek held for ran­som

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - FRONT PAGE -

FANS of Derek the Du­gong, the Gazette’s res­i­dent ‘‘hor­rorscope’’ reader, will be dis­ap­pointed to learn he is be­ing held for ran­som by Ja­panese whalers. The Gazette is in the process of ne­go­ti­at­ing his re­lease, but in the mean­time a col­lec­tive known in the Twittersphere as the GazGirls have stepped in to pro­vide a more op­ti­mistic out­look for the week. Check out their pre­dic­tions on page 18 and Derek will be back meaner next week.

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