TIM­ING

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

When you go shop­ping you’ve got to get the tim­ing right. To please her hus­band she said she would get a car­ton of beer when she was out shop­ping as he had run out. She ar­rived at the bot­tle shop to find po­lice cars and a hand­cuffed gen­tle­man be­ing re­moved and told the bot­tle shop had been closed…sorry about the beer dear.

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