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Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

ONCE more the drums are beat­ing with tales tall and true of life in the balmy trop­ics . . .

A lo­cal from up in Ju­lat­ten only comes down on oc­ca­sions and runs amok for a cou­ple of days. Re­cently his part­ner came with him and af­ter a lit­tle con­ver­sa­tion ad­vised, “I’m putting an an­kle bracelet on him – I can press a but­ton and it gives him a hit in the leg….” Co­conut shouldn’t have writ­ten this one, it might give other part­ners and wives ideas.. most Sun­days. But last week­end, while tak­ing great care with the veges, she for­get to add any wa­ter. She was in the pool when the smoke alarms went off . . .

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