ONCE more the drums are beating with tales tall and true of life in the balmy tropics . . .
A local from up in Julatten only comes down on occasions and runs amok for a couple of days. Recently his partner came with him and after a little conversation advised, “I’m putting an ankle bracelet on him – I can press a button and it gives him a hit in the leg….” Coconut shouldn’t have written this one, it might give other partners and wives ideas.. most Sundays. But last weekend, while taking great care with the veges, she forget to add any water. She was in the pool when the smoke alarms went off . . .