DEB­BIE CAN’T WIN AT ALL

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - FRONT PAGE -

Deb­bie the Soc­cer Mum has had a hell of a week. First, her oven broke. Then as she was do­ing the daily dash to school her car de­cided it had had enough of Deb­bie’s an­tics and fol­lowed the ovens lead. Deb­bie could have sworn the two were in ca­hoots. No mat­ter how much she yelled at her RACQ res­cuer, her me­chanic or her hus­band the car wouldn’t start. Af­ter al­most a week the car was re­turned. The me­chanic mut­tered some sen­ti­ment re­sem­bling “as good as new” and got out of the fir­ing line quicks­mart. One day back in the folds of Deb­bie and the car was done for good. Co­conut is still aghast. What’s a soc­cer mum with­out her kid­die mover!? Then, just yes­ter­day co­conut re­ceived word, Deb­bie nearly set the house on fire mak­ing sausages for the brood. “I’m go­ing to take up the catholic faith, then I won’t have to work ever again,” said Deb­bie at her wits end. She was none too pleased when Co­conut pointed out she was just in time

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