CAPE TRASH

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

It’s not just the Dain­tree that has is­sues with tis­sues, be­ing the need for bet­ter toi­let fa­cil­i­ties for vis­i­tors. A re­cent vis­i­tor to Cape York, on a mis­sion to up­date the maps, says the sit­u­a­tion with hu­man do-do is chronic. “The Tip now ex­tends all the way to Cairns”, he quipped, and he reck­ons you’d need an ex­ca­va­tor to dig a deep enough hole for ablu­tions at the most pop­u­lar spots. Need­less to say, the rangers have to­tally got the s**ts and are think­ing of a scheme to reg­is­ter vis­i­tors so they can ping wrong do­ers.

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