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Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Crim­i­nal mas­ter­minds are not what they used to be (“I want ONE . . MIL­LION . . . DOL­LARS!”), as ev­i­denced by some col­lars lately. There was the bloke in Cairns who threw his milk­shake on the road­way right in front of a cop car. And then last week they busted a cou­ple who drove through a red light, also seen a po­lice car. When they were in­ter­cepted in Cairns North it turned out the car had been stolen in NSW. Doh!

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