GIVE ME A MILLION
Coconut is glad there’s an election on, as there’s a chance of picking up a grant or something while the pollies are splashing the dollars. Though he has noticed the splendid money raising opportunities of the crowd funding phenomenon, so far there’s been a very scurvy response to his GoFundMe campaign to crowd fund a medicinal marijuana farm somewhere in the shire, probably on under-used land near Killaloe tip. So now Coconut is pinning his pathetic hopes on a business grant from the feds so he can buy the latest metal detector to help with his beachcombing for Russian bling left behind on Four Mile Beach. He has his eye on a Minelab X-Terra, which according to his experienced eye should pay for itself in no time.