GIVE ME A MIL­LION

Port Douglas & Mossman Gazette - - NEWS -

Co­conut is glad there’s an elec­tion on, as there’s a chance of pick­ing up a grant or some­thing while the pol­lies are splash­ing the dol­lars. Though he has no­ticed the splen­did money rais­ing op­por­tu­ni­ties of the crowd fund­ing phe­nom­e­non, so far there’s been a very scurvy re­sponse to his GoFundMe cam­paign to crowd fund a medic­i­nal mar­i­juana farm somewhere in the shire, prob­a­bly on un­der-used land near Kil­laloe tip. So now Co­conut is pin­ning his pa­thetic hopes on a busi­ness grant from the feds so he can buy the lat­est metal de­tec­tor to help with his beach­comb­ing for Rus­sian bling left be­hind on Four Mile Beach. He has his eye on a Minelab X-Terra, which ac­cord­ing to his ex­pe­ri­enced eye should pay for it­self in no time.

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